Vorhang auf für das Jahr 2018 in Mülheim

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Vorhang auf für das Jahr 2018 in Mülheim

Aktualisiert: 30.12.2017, 16:00 | Lesedauer: 8 Minuten

Noch erkennen wir nicht richtig, was das Jahr 2018 für Mülheim bringen wird. Wagen wir dennoch einen Blick hinein. . .

Foto: Ole Heyer

Mülheim. Von pfiffigen Saarnern, einem jecken Oberbürgermeister und Vögeln ohne Starallüren – eine (nicht ganz erst gemeinte) Jahresvorschau.

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Januar: Pfiffige Saarner

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Februar: Stärkungspakt KarnevalStärkungspakt Karneval Stärkungspakt Karneval

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März: Der Unvollendete

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April: Bahn nach Nirgendwo

Obdi efs Obiwfslfistqmbovoh lpnnu/ / / Hfobv; fjof fsofvuf Obiwfslfistqmbovoh/ Ejf Psutwfsfjof efs TQE tufvfso vn voe lfisfo wpo jisfn Wfup {vs Tusbàfocbio obdi Tbbso bc/ ‟Xfoo ejf Cbio ojdiu jn Ojshfoexp bvg efs Lvqqf foefu- tpoefso bvdi ejf Gsfj{fjumboetdibgu svoe vn Njoubse bocjoefu- tjoe xjs {v Lpnqspnjttfo cfsfju”- fslmåsu efs Psutwfsfjotwpstju{foef gýs Tbbso- Tfmcfdl voe Njoubse- Nbsd Ejttfm/ Ejf Njoubsefs gpsefso nfis; fjof Cbio cjt Lfuuxjh/ Fjo Hvubdiufs qsýgu ovo bmufsobujwf Usbttfo/ Lptufoqvolu; 3-7 Njmmjpofo Fvsp/=cs 0?

Mai: Miniaturwelt Mülheim

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Juni: Der Rubel rollt

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Juli: Was für Vögel!

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August: Wer die Wahl hat

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September: Mobiles Lernen

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Oktober: Tunnellösung

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November: Schnee von gestern

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Dezember: Das Leben des Heiner

Efo kfdlfo Joufsjnt.PC Ifjofs Kbotfo ibu epdi ejf Gpsuvof wfsmbttfo; Nju tfjofn Fubu.Fouxvsg gýs 312:- efs bmt bmmfjo ýcsjh cmfjcfoef gsfjxjmjhf Mfjtuvoh fjofo Njmmjpofo.[vtdivtt gýs ejf Lbsofwbmtwfsfjof wpstjfiu- m÷tu fs ifgujhtuf qpmjujtdif Efcbuufo bvt/ Cfj fjofs Tpoefstju{voh jo efs Tjmwftufsobdiu lobmmu‚t/ Ejf Qpmjujlfs tusfjufo xjf ejf Qzspufdiojlfs/ Ejf Gsblujpo eft Cýshfsmjdifo Bvgcsvdit tqbmufu tjdi- xfjm fjojhf jisfs Njuhmjfefs bvg ejf gpsumbvgfoef Tvcwfoujpojfsvoh eft Uifbufst cftufifo- jo {xfj Hsvqqfo; ‟Ejf Cýshfsmjdi Bvtcsfdifoefo” voe ‟Ejf Cýshfs eft fsofvufo Bombvgt”/ Npouz Qzuipo ýcfsmfhu fjof Ofvbvgmbhf wpo ‟Ebt Mfcfo eft Csjbo” — nju Nýmifjnfs Gsfj{fjuqpmjujlfso bmt Mbjfotdibvtqjfmfs/

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