Essen.
Der Moderator Jörg Thadeusz hat einen unterhaltsamen Revier-Roman („Steinhammer“) geschrieben und daraus in der FUNKE-Zentrale gelesen.
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Die Protagonisten heißen „Ötte“, „der Schäbbige“ und „Aschentonnen-Tiger“
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Als man das Paar Schuhe in drei Raten abstotterte
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