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Warum sich die ZDF heute-show über Essen lustig macht

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Oliver Welke ist der Moderator der ZDF heute-show.

Oliver Welke ist der Moderator der ZDF heute-show.

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Essen.  Die Stadt Essen möchte an der Gladbecker Straße Häuser abreißen – für bessere Luft. Damit hat sie es nun in die ZDF heute-show geschafft.

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