Neviges.
Die Kölner Kabarettistin Eva Eiselt überzeugte ihr Publikum in der Vorburg. Das schaute nicht nur zu, sondern musste auch einiges üben.
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Lachen in diversen Variationen
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Die Eltern betreiben eine Kleinkunstbühne
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Sie wäre später gern eine Kölschtheke
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