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Bernd Stelter ruft in Neukirchen-Vluyn zum Glücklichsein auf

Bernd Stelter ist in Neukirchen-Vluyn aufgetreten.

Bernd Stelter ist in Neukirchen-Vluyn aufgetreten.

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Neukirchen-Vluyn.  Bernd Stelter ist in der Kulturhalle Neukirchen-Vluyn aufgetreten und hat über die Zufriedenheit der Deutschen gesprochen. Und über Unterhosen.

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