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René Steinberg: Corona-Krise aus Sicht eines Kabarettisten

Rene Steinberg bekam für sein „Corona-Spezial“ am Mittwoch im Huckinger Steinhof viel Applaus.

Rene Steinberg bekam für sein „Corona-Spezial“ am Mittwoch im Huckinger Steinhof viel Applaus.

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Duisburg-Huckingen.  Im Huckinger Steinhof gab es am Mittwoch Kabarett. René Steinberg ist mit seinem „Corona-Spezial“ aufgetreten und bekam viel Applaus.

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