Schalke 04

Super League statt 2. Liga? Internet fällt auf Schalke-Witz rein

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Essen.  In den sozialen Netzwerken machte ein Artikel die Runde: Schalke in der SuperLeague? Dahinter steckt das Satire-Magazin "Der Postillon".

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