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Hennes Benders Asterix an der Ruhr: Keine Kirmes ohne Kloppe

Mit Hinkelbrocken „voll auffe Omme!“ Asterix pfeift Obelix an, während Miraculix leidet

Mit Hinkelbrocken „voll auffe Omme!“ Asterix pfeift Obelix an, während Miraculix leidet

Foto: © 2019 Les Éditions Albert René / Goscinny – Uderzo

Essen.  Bei Asterix gibt’s „Voll auffe Omme!“: Hennes Bender hat „Der Kampf der Häuptlinge“ ins Ruhrdeutsche übertragen - ein K.o.-Sieg für den Humor.

Auf zur „Klopperei der Ruhrbarone“! In Crange auf dem Kirmesplatz funktionierte zu Asterix’ Zeiten die Kommunalpolitik eben noch als Abstimmung mit den Fäusten, als „öffentliche Wämserei“. Spielprinzip: „Wer gewinnen tut, kricht dem andern sein Dorf!“

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Miraculix mit Dachschaden dank Hinkelbrocken

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Aus einer Boxbude entstand die Cranger Kirmes

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